Sry I called you an 8
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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