she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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