He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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