I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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