I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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