whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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