he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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