Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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