Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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