just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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