I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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