My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I didn't notice because vodka
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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