He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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