I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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