If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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