You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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