i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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