i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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