i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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