Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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