i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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