I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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