There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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