im drinking this country out of the recession.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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