Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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