her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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