Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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