i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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