Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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