I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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