dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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