I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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