The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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