: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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