I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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