i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
