Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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