Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it's great music for shaving your balls
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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