Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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