all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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