I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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