So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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