How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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