If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Mom said you looked used
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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