Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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