so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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