someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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