One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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