You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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