why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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