I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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