So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
