look no pants
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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